Tuesday 10 July 2007

 

joint

Joint

Invariably one of the first things people ask me when I tell them I'm from the Netherlands is if I smoke. I tell them I smoke cigars, but that wasn't what they were interested in. They wanted to know if I smoked marijuana or hashish.

Well, I did. But not very often, and ever after I was kicked out of art school I smoked maybe 2 joints (and that was in the strict sense of the word, with others) a year. And I didn't inhale. Okay that's a lie, but when I inhaled I started to cough loudly, and that never went away, not even when I blowed (that's the term used in the Netherlands for smoking softdrugs) regularly at art school. It always made people laugh, but I hated it since it prevented me from keeping the smoke in and getting high. Maybe I should have built a water pipe but that was just too much of a hassle.
So no, I'm not a pothead exactly. And I don't know many people in the Netherlands that are, even though you can buy the stuff at almost every corner "coffee shop".

To give an example, this joint we recived from Alison's brother (the other brother, not the one that has pot-induced schizophrenia) as a Christmas gift, has still not been smoked, a year-and-a-halve later.

I figured I'm still not yet assimilated to Canada, when I read the following:

Marijuana use in Canada is the highest in the industrialized world, far higher than in the Netherlands where it's legal, and more than four times the global rate, a report by the United Nations has found.

So it's about time we smoke that joint.

written on 10 July, 2007 by mare


comments

Question: how do they know? This isn't a question that appears on most census forms.

wrote Alison on 10 July, 2007 at 18:09

They ask people in questionaires? So I'm sure Canadian use is undereported since it's still forbidden, and there are schools and businesses that do drug tests etc.
In the Netherlands not many people would deny they used smoked soft-drugs. Like people wouldn't deny drinking alcohol or coffee.

wrote mare on 10 July, 2007 at 19:09

So the entire planet was polled by Ipsos-Reid?

wrote Alison on 10 July, 2007 at 19:25

Oh, never mind.

The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime published their 2007 World Drug Report.

Sources: UNODC, Annual Reports Questionnaire Data, UNODC Field Offices, UNODC Drug Abuse Information Network for Asia and the Pacific (DAINAP), UNODC Global Assessment Programme on Drug Abuse (GAP), Govt. reports, EMCDDA, CICAD, HONLEA reports, local studies, UNODC estimates.

So UNODC did a planetary cannabis-use poll.

Fascinating.

wrote Alison on 10 July, 2007 at 20:02

This afternoon your mother really enjoyed reading your very interesting logs about newts, cracks, joints, running activities and, last but not least: flies...
We were impressed indeed!

wrote Willem van de Wijdeven on 11 July, 2007 at 13:43

I'm glad she can (with your help) read again about my adventures.

Though it makes me kind of sad that apparently she can't remember seeing "Musca" before. At least that's what she (you?) wrote in an email. She was however at the premiere in a cinema in Amsterdam, has/had it on video tape and showed it to all her friends on numerous occasions...

(BTW, if you want to keep her busy, you can browse with her through the loglog archive...)

wrote mare on 11 July, 2007 at 14:02

je zus was enjoyed...!

wrote barbara on 10 September, 2007 at 14:55

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